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- Matt Yglesias to D.C.’s young, hip newcomers: Drop dead. [Slate]
- Chris Richards to Yglesias: Barf. Point to the guy who was in Q and Not U. [@Chris__Richards]
- Curbside Cupcakes not fans of the iPhone.
- Swiss government being sued over D.C. collision that killed local woman; driver has ties to Moammar el-Qadaffi. [Associated Press, via WTOP]
- Molly sighting? [@IMGoph]
- Assistant principals were scary enough in the low-tech 1990s. Armed with Twitter? Blood-chilling. [Post]
- Loosie winners, we’re waiting for your acceptance speeches. [City Paper]
- Fancy chocolate shop is done. [Young & Hungry]
- Gentrification, meet Gentefication. [DCentric]
- Rick Perry still can’t get on Virginia ballot. [Bloomberg]
- Whimsical Post scribe // plays along with Kearney’s joke // this was a haiku. [TBD]