Mount Pleasant: You killed it, Internet. (Photo by Adam Fagen)

So, this popped up over the weekend:

As if that “Shit People in D.C. Say” video last month wasn’t enough, now the virus has spread to individual neighborhoods. And where else but group house-laden, hipster-swarmed, twee-as-fuck Mount Pleasant, home of pupusa shops, consignment stores and, apparently, “singles yoga.”

The two-minute-20-second video “Shit Mt. Pleasant Says,” appeared Saturday courtesy of the group Activity Club D.C., a social organization for people who—judging by the outfit’s Facebook photo—can’t get over the fact that they’re not in fourth-grade physical education class anymore.

Anyway, here’s a few pieces of shit people say in Mount Pleasant:

• “You wanna come to brunch tomorrow? It’s a potluck.”
• “Why do they stop serving breakfast at 11:30?”
• “Fuck Heller’s.”
• “I wish this was a Trader Joe’s.”
• “Is that Mike Elk?”
• “Sorry, Thursday’s house dinner.”
• “Naw, man. I have singles yoga Friday.”
• “Someone got stabbed? But it’s Mount Pleasant.”

A once-enviable neighborhood, ruined.