This kite is judging you because you didn’t vote. (Photo by Dan Dan the Binary Man)
- Live updates from precincts around the District. [WAMU]
- Ron Moten feeling confident about the Ward 7 GOP race. [Matt Ackland}
- D.C. Taxicab Commission official talks about being an FBI informant in corruption probe. [Post]
- Wayne Brady tapped as replacement for Louis C.K. at Radio and Television Correspondents Association Dinner. [Reliable Source]
- RGIII turns down Colts’ request for a private workout; after all, they sucked for Luck and Griffin’s coming here. [REDACTED Insider]
- Also, Griffin is on Twitter now. [@RGIII]
- Three-day rock festival in Dover, Del. is the latest attempt to bring Lollapalooza-style events to East Coast. [Arts Beat]
- Wards 2 and 6 lead in economic development spending. [Housing Complex]
- “East Coast Rapist” suspect indicted in Virginia.
- Run. Hide. Dick Cheney is out of the hospital. [Associated Press]