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- D.C. residents most likely to take vacations, survey finds. [The Buzz]
- A guide to recognizing your Chavouses. [City Desk]
- Bob McDonnell’s big speech tonight will hit Obama for “You didn’t build that” remark. [Post]
- On second thought, Graham Gano will not be the place kicker for the local professional football team. [Deadspin]
- Five other weird GOP platform items in addition to the restrictions on D.C. [The New Republic]
- Swedish people claim the Swedish Chef sounds Norwegian. Bork bork bork! [Slate]
- For fuck’s sake! Who let a fucking python loose in Mount Pleasant? [John Kelly]