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If the birth of a panda cub raised your spirits, this news will probably drag you into the depths of despair.

The Metropolitan Police Department tweeted yesterday that it was looking for a robbery suspect…that’s six or seven years old, four feet tall and weighing in at an estimated 100 pounds.

In a press release, police said that the suspect was being sought in connection with a robbery of a cell phone from a customer at a McDonald’s in the 4300 block of Nannie Helen Burroughs Avenue NE. The customer was approached by a group of boys ranging in age from seven to 14, the release said.

Robbery in the 4300 blk. of Nannie Helen Burroughs Ave., NE LOF: B/M 6-7 years of age, 4’0″, 100 lbs., wearing a white shirt and blk shorts.

— DC Police Department (@DCPoliceDept) September 17, 2012