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>> Washington City Paper’s politics issue is out today, complete with an exhaustive poll of the issues currently facing D.C. and its voters. According to a poll sponsored by the alt-weekly and The Kojo Nnamdi Show, 32 percent of voters are still undecided about the race for two at-large D.C. Council seats. Additionally, 44 percent say the District should get rid of closed primaries, 59 percent say Uber should be left alone, and 62 percent think D.C. United should pay for their own stadium.

>> Look at all these funny, random quotes the Post’s Robert Samuels collected outside the Capitol South Metro station at First and C Streets SE. Like this example: “‘Are you really not going to bring a gift?’ asks a young woman in a fur coat with white buds in her ears. ‘I don’t know if I respect that position.’ ” Cute, WaPo, very cute. Don’t worry, Overheard in D.C. will be back tomorrow.

>> D.C. health officials will detail how they plan to take over Chartered Health Plan, the Medicaid contractor founded by campaign super-donor Jeffrey Thompson. Health Department Commissioner William White told The Washington Examiner he’d like the District to repair the company’s finances and then sell it.

Briefly Noted: Everything that is hip, according to #hipDC … Former banker pleads guilty to identity theft … The real estate market is not as dependent on the presidential election as on might think … Rep. Jim Moran’s son quits campaign after James O’Keefe’s III latest video stunt … Michael Morse gets picked for jury duty.

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