Courtesy of Trojan

D.C., with its population of supposed cultural and economic tastemakers, sees a lot of wacky corporate promotions. And with Christmas and Hanukkah coming soon-ish, it’s not too early to start thinking about what to get your loved ones or Secret Santas this holiday season.

Next Tuesday, Trojan will be setting up a cart outside The Park at Fourteenth nightclub at 14th and K streets NW to give to curious Washingtonians free vibrators.

“Americans are getting ready to experience a pleasure revolution as the makers of Trojan™ Vibrations shake up the nation with a multi-city vibrator giveaway,” a press release from Trojan reads. The company is deploying its “Pleasure Carts” and will distribute complementary “Tri-Phoria” and “Pulse” vibrators. Trojan typically sells the devices for $30 and $40, respectively.

Trojan is taking its Pleasure Carts around the country for the holiday shopping season. But if you’re enticed by the prospect of getting a vibrator gratis, brace yourself to face long lines. A similar promotion this summer in New York prompted long lines and interference from fun-hating Mayor Michael Bloomberg.

So, get excited. D.C. is getting a free dildo wagon.