A bank branch in Sterling, Va. was held up Thursday afternoon, and the fact that the robber stopped at every teller’s window is the least bizarre of the circumstances. (To us, at least; the FBI is fixated on that fact.)

The guy was wearing a mask that appears to resemble former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney, the Republican Party’s nominee in this year’s presidential election. NBC4 reports that the armed suspect entered a Wells Fargo branch in Sterling and began demanding money from each of the five tellers. It was a scene that can only be told by the emotive tones of Pat Collins:

The man was also wearing a Florida State sweatshirt. Go ‘Noles! But in attempting to identify the masked gunman who made out with an unspecified amount of cash, police first need to determine who’s been buying Mitt Romney masks. The search began, naturally, at Party City, where an adult Romney mask goes for $20.

Incidentally, NBC4 notes that when this bank was a Wachovia branch in 2010, it was robbed by a masked gunman also wearing a political mask. In that instance, the suspect was wearing one featuring the countenance of Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton. The Point Break comparisons are inevitable.