The Evens at Fort Reno in 2011 (Photo by Joseph Leonardo)
Let’s face it: Ian MacKaye is never going to join Twitter. The Fugazi, Minor Threat and Evens singer’s idea of social networking is checking out whoever’s hanging out at La Casa in Mount Pleasant on any given weekend night, or lingering around the sound truck at Fort Reno.
But, hey, nothing wrong with a fake Ian MacKaye, especially if it’s poorly spelled and extra sparkly. The owner of Twitter account “oWtuvStEp143″—which, far as we can tell, is a combination of letters and numbers in reference to the Minor Threat song “Out of Step”—is posting under the handle “♥ ~*iAn_mAckaYe*~ ♥” with observations about the hardcore scene of old and the upcoming opportunities for The Evens, such as their upcoming sets at the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival.
Here are some of mAckaYe’s best tweets. As Mike Paarlberg notes over on Arts Desk, it’s oddly addicting to see the 50-year-old bard of Mount Pleasant re-imagined as a teenage girl.
cant beleeve o’bama didnt ask me too sing @ da inawgurashun !! i wud hav nvr lip sinked !!!! #beyoncesuxxx
— ♥ ~*iAn_mAckaYe*~ ♥ (@oWtuvStEp143) January 26, 2013
in case u guyz didnt here… the evenzz r playin coachella this yeer so tix r only 5$
— ♥ ~*iAn_mAckaYe*~ ♥ (@oWtuvStEp143) January 26, 2013
ommgg i h8 the winter my hed gets so coooold! ! but i luv showin off my winter hats 😉 #fashion
— ♥ ~*iAn_mAckaYe*~ ♥ (@oWtuvStEp143) January 8, 2013
its only ben 3 dayz n alredy 2500 ppl hav died from inhaling marijuana smoke #sxe #potkills
— ♥ ~*iAn_mAckaYe*~ ♥ (@oWtuvStEp143) January 3, 2013
well i alredy broke my new yeers resalushun not to complane abowt the current st8 of punk }:(
— ♥ ~*iAn_mAckaYe*~ ♥ (@oWtuvStEp143) January 3, 2013
omg itz officially #festivus !! Lol luv #seinfeld‘s anti corprit holiday !! #punkrock
— ♥ ~*iAn_mAckaYe*~ ♥ (@oWtuvStEp143) December 23, 2012
PARENTS: dont let ur kids smoke pot,,, 10 thousand kids die evry year just from smeling smoke from pot cigaretes #sxe
— ♥ ~*iAn_mAckaYe*~ ♥ (@oWtuvStEp143) December 18, 2012
jus found owt the new evenzz album is streeming on the NPR web site? umm, i dont beleeve in gun rites . #notOK
— ♥ ~*iAn_mAckaYe*~ ♥ (@oWtuvStEp143) November 13, 2012