Via Black Hills Facebook page

The Washington Nationals recently sent their two most ridiculed Racing Presidents—Theodore Roosevelt and Skinny William Howard Taft—on a “race” to the Black Hills of South Dakota. (The contest was actually determined by fans voting on which one should arrive first, and Teddy won by a lot.)

Anyway, once “Bill and Ted’s Executive Adventure” reached Mount Rushmore the other Racing Presidents were helicoptered in, along with Screech the Eagle. As seen from the photo above, Skinny Taft looks as much like the Monopoly Man as ever, Roosevelt is still the class fool, Lincoln and Jefferson seem bored, and Washington appears to be holding it in after a long trek to the foot of Mount Rushmore.

Who knows what the hell Screech is doing there?