Super Mario Bros. 3 is maybe the last awesome video game I remember playing, so seeing Dave Delisle’s brilliant mix of the Metro system map and the Level 1 map from the classic Nintendo game is an especially great way to end the day. (He did San Francisco before us.) It can even be yours here.

But while it’s fun to look at, we all know that Mario and Luigi’s quest to save the princess would probably be stymied by busted escalators, single-tracking trains and Bowser eating on the trains.