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STORYTELLING: Story League welcomes tales of illnesses and injuries to their “Bad Shape” storytelling evening at Busboys and Poets (2021 14th Street NW) tonight. The best story wins $100. 9:00-11:00 p.m. Tickets: $10.

FOOD & DRINK: Teaism’s Old Town location (682 North St. Asaph Street Alexandria VA) is serving up a five-course Vegan Dinner tonight, prepared by Guest Chef Doron Petersan, author of Sticky Fingers’ Sweets, 100 Super-Secret Vegan Recipes and Teaism Executive Chef Alison Swope. Call (202) 464-0256 between 9:00 a.m. and 5 p.m. or (703) 684-7777 after 5:00 p.m. for reservations. 7:00 p.m. $67 with sake, $50 without sake.

>> On the other end of the spectrum, Jackson 20 (480 King Street Alexandria VA) is cooking up a Pigs and Pinot Whole Hog Five-Course Wine Dinner this evening. The menu includes: deviled farm egg, ham hock Consommé, slow cooked pork belly, bacon poached wild Alaskan halibut, pastrami spiced pork tenderloin, and rhubarb panna cotta. 7:00 p.m. $85.

THEATER: National finalists of the Kennedy Center American College Theater Festival perform their ten-minute plays on the Kennedy Center Millennium Stage (2700 F Street NW) tonight. 6:00 p.m. Free.

MUSIC: Generationals and Splashh play the Rock and Roll Hotel tonight (8:30 p.m., $12), while Black Stripes, Southern Problems, and Mr. Blonde hit the stage at Velvet Lounge (9:00 p.m. $8-$10). More details in the Weekly Music Agenda.