No one likes you, dude! (Via Shutterstock)

Proudly appropriating cultural tropes. (Via Shutterstock)

Time to throw out the flannel and American Apparel knee-highs.

A new survey from Urban Outfitters Public Policy Polling reveals numbers that will likely elicit a disinterested shrug from anyone wearing black lensless glasses: Only 16 percent of Americans have a favorable view of hipsters.

42% have an unfavorable opinion of hipsters, and 43% aren’t sure. Democrats (18% favorable, 34% unfav) are twice as likely as Republicans (9% fav, 48% unfav) to have a favorable opinion. Voters age 18-29 have a favorable opinion of them (43% fav-29% unfav), but very few voters over age 65 do (6% fav -37% unfav).

Seventy-seven percent of those polled do not consider themselves hipsters, which of course doesn’t mean they aren’t. As a further test, PPP asked those polled if they think Pabst Blue Ribbon—the beer so hipstery that its inspired over 600 products on Etsy —is good. Just 21 percent answered affirmatively.

In data you didn’t know you wanted but you’re glad you now have, 27 percent of those polled think hipsters should be subjected to a special tax. When asked if hipsters make a “positive cultural contribution,” 46 percent said, “They just soullessly appropriate cultural tropes from the past for their own ironic amusement.” The full poll is available here.

Now for the nitty gritty: PPP polled 571 people—only 91 of whom are under the age of 29—using automated telephone interviews. It’s unclear whether those polled only had a landline because they scored a really neat rotary phone at a local flea market.