D.C. United fans are pretty bummed these days. (Francis Chung)

Open Wide for Some Soccer is back this week, and there’s plenty to talk about. Seth Vertelney of Goal.com, Thomas Floyd of The Washington Times and Soccer by Ives, and I sit down to discuss the U.S. men’s national team’s victory over Germany before moving on to more depressing issues (D.C. United). We round the show out by sharing some soul-crushing, United-related “SadStats.”

Feel free to share your own miserable D.C. United factoids by taking to Twitter and using the hashtag #SadStats. Now, sit back, relax, and Open Wide for Some Soccer.