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- Mayor Vince Gray would like to use D.C.’s extra $92.3 million for schools, affordable housing. [WBJ]
- Yuck but yay! Dried blood on a pair of khakis helped police arrest a man suspected of slashing random women in Petworth.
- Mick Jagger made a political zinger at the Rolling Stones’ D.C. concert last night: “I don’t think President Obama is here tonight. . . . But I’m sure he’s listening in.”[Post]
- The Ocean City lawmaker who proposed fines for sagging pants should probably attend the SagMyPants Exhibit at the Pleasant Plains Workshop. [PoPville]
- Metro will be single tracking on five lines during the evening hours this week. [WMATA]
- Floyd Mayweather will be at the Howard Theatre today at 1 p.m. to announce his next big fight. It’s open to the public, so go to salute his boxing skills or boo his domestic violence arrests. Up to you.[Press Release]
- Want to live in a previously operational firehouse that includes a pole? That’ll be $2.65 million, please. [Estately]
- Pat Collins’ report on Rusty the red panda includes a stuffed animal and puns, natch. [NBC4]
- Two homeless brothers were attacked with a machete outside an Arlington library allegedly by another homeless man. [ARLNow]
- The National Mall is now maintained by propane mowers. [WTOP]
- This Day in DCist: One year ago today, Bruce Harper filed for trademark protection on “That’s a clown question, bro,” and a gray seal died at the National Zoo. R.I.P. Gunnar.
