U.S. midfielder Joe Corona, right, scores a goal against El Salvador in the first half of Sunday’s Gold Cup quarterfinal match. (AP Photo/Patrick Semansky)

Another weekend of soccer is in the books, and Seth Vertelney of Goal.com, Thomas Floyd of The Washington Times and Soccer by Ives and I are here to break it down for you. We’re talking D.C. United’s year-long plight with our friend Dan Dickinson of Gothamist who’s brought some mind-boggling United-related #SadStats.

We also discuss the U.S. men’s national team’s 5-1 rout of El Salvador in Baltimore last weekend, and look forward to their semifinal match-up with Honduras on Wednesday in Dallas.

So sit back, relax, and Open Wide For Some Soccer.