Behold, the music video for “The Metro Smells,” a hip-hop ode to stinky Red Line passengers, escalefting tourists and the awfulness of paper fare cards.

The song, a creation of comedy duo MCKB and Tok Moffat of Silver Spring, covers the same Woe is Metro territory as Remy Munasifi’s 2010 “Metro Song,” while adding that “people on Metro smell like feet.” Whether you find “The Metro Smells” funny or enjoyable will likely depend on your threshold for jokes about crowded elevators and sitting close to other Metro passengers of the same gender.

Why does “The Metro Smells” exist? From the video’s YouTube description:

What started as a cell phone recording in a Silver Spring barbershop, the dynamic duo of MCKB & Tok Moffat bloomed like the aromatic corpse flower at the US Botanic Garden. Inspired by the sights, sounds, and smells of the DC Metro subway system, the song practically wrote itself–as it seems there is a unified feeling among commuters that only MCKB & Tok Moffat have put to paper, then the computer, and now your ear holes. Listen to the song closely and imagine yourself traversing the WMATA… wait you’ll probably imagine yourself going to work… so don’t do that. Definitely listen to the song though. That’s it. Do that part.

And here’s a bio for MCKB, a.k.a. No Compromise member Jack Kwait-Blank, and comedian Tok Moffat via CD Baby:

MCKB & Tok Moffat are from the down and dirty streets of Washington, DC. OK, realistically it’s Silver Spring, MD. You probably don’t know or care that it is on the border of MD and DC. Think of it as the bridge between El Paso, Texas and Juarez, Mexico. Now you know.

The hard-hitting twin-brother hip hop comedy duo of MCKB & Tok Moffat are here to infect your ears, brain, and other parts with their delicious beats and clever lyricism.

Listen to the song, which is NSFW, and long for the days of “Route 42.”