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For the past several years, the National Building Museum has lured visitors to its non-free museum with fall ghost tours. This year will be no different, the museum announced in what’s just a really excellent press release.

The press release begins:

The National Building Museum, America’s leading cultural institution devoted to the history and impact of the built environment, is haunted by ghosts. Multiple witnesses have confirmed at least four and as many as six separate spiritual beings living in the Museum, although specific identities of the undead have yet to be confirmed.

Uh huh, go on.

“It started with strange noises and mysteriously misplaced objects,” said Captain LaTanya Bullock, First Coast Security. “Then I started getting calls in the middle of the night from frightened officers, saying they’d seen ‘a lady in white’ floating around the Great Hall. I thought they were losing their marbles until I saw the banshee myself.”

Finish it off strong.

The Museum’s ghosts were unavailable for comment at press time, but the marketing department has purchased a Ouija board with hopes of offering interviews in the coming weeks.

OK, sold! Tours costs $18 for non-museum members and will be held on September 29 at 9 p.m., October 13 at 9:15 p.m., October 20 at 8 p.m. and 9:15 p.m., and October 31 at 8 p.m. and 9:15 p.m. The Building Museum recommends children under the age of ten stay away from the tours. Also scaredy cats.