Because the universe is a cold and meaningless place, Inside Edition is looking for the Washington area’s “sexiest bachelor.”

In a press release, the tabloid TV program says “viewers are invited to submit photos and videos of single men with hot bodies, nominating them for a chance to appear on Inside Edition.” One would hope that said single men with hot bodies, who are required to be shirtless in the photo or video, must be notified before they are entered into such a contest.

Interested parties, of which there should be none, can enter the contest here. Before you do, chew on this: “I also acknowledge that you shall own all rights to the Material and that you may use and reuse forever, and license others to use the Material and my name, image and likeness for any use throughout the world in all media now or hereafter known, including, without limitation, for program content, advertising, promotion, trade and editorial purposes.”

Use and reuse forever.