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- Grêle aux l’equipe de football américain de Washington. [Libération Sports]
- Yo, furloughed feds, why haven’t you gotten your free vibrators yet? [City Desk]
- A U.S. Park Police officer was injured while chasing teens in a stolen car. [Post]
- Riff Raff: The Dismemberment Plan covers Heart and it’s as awesome as you’d expect. [The A.V. Club]