Photo by anokarina.

Photo by anokarina.

  • Ex-boxer Keely Thompson was sentenced to 2 1/2 years in prison today for using government grants to fund his gambling addiction. Thompson alleges that hegave a maleCouncilmember $50,000 in bribes, “but his attorney says the payments themselves could never be corroborated.” [Loose Lips]
  • The Onion takes on Dan Snyder’s name change letter, wins. [Onion]
  • 99 Designs held a contest to create a new logo for a renamed Washington football team. A winner will be selected, in part, by the Post’s Robert McCartney, and SB Nation’s Ken Meringolo and Kevin Ewoldt. [99 Designs]
  • A Democratic representative from Florida was cut off today on the House floor because he read the results of the Public Policy Polling poll that said Congress is less popular than dog poop. [Mediaite]
  • Hugh Jackman, who is in D.C., apparently rode a Bikeshare bike, but there’s no photo because the world isn’t fair. [Twitter]