The actual stolen puppy. Via MCPD.

A puppy was purchased from a Rockville, Md. pet store this August with a stolen credit card from a purse taken from the car of an elderly woman attending church.

The two suspects also bought clothing from Nordstrom at the Westfield Montgomery mall and, in total, racked up about $4,100 in charges on the credit card, according to Montgomery County Police. Here are many of the things wrong with this:

1) Don’t steal
2) Don’t steal from cars parked in church parking lots
3) Don’t steal from little old ladies going to church
4) Don’t use stolen credit cards to buy things
5) Don’t bring an innocent puppy into your crime
6) Don’t buy dogs. Go to a shelter, knuckle-heads

Here’s video of the suspects.

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