Photo by Rich Renomeron

When Donald Trump’s “incredibly grand” hotel opens in the Old Post Office building in 2015, there will not be a strip club, pawn shop, dollar store or dentist that provides credit inside of it. So says the federal government.

As lease documents first obtained by the Washington Times show, Trump and his daughter Ivanka agreed not to bring a number of kind of random businesses to the historic building as part of the $200 million deal with the General Services Administration. This includes adult book stores, bail bondsmen, tattoo parlors, blood banks and Army/Navy surplus stores. Required to stay? A Benjamin Franklin statue and the Ditchley Bells of the U.S. Congress. (You can see a complete list at The Post.)

While guests of the hotel won’t be able to watch other people take their clothing off for money IRL, they will be allowed to watch adult entertainment on their room’s TV.