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- The Post’s Justin Moyer has a suggestion for how to get Dan Snyder to change the Washington football team’s name: Pay him off. [Post]
- D.C.’s rapid population growth is because of young people with “relatively high disposable incomes.” I’m not going to use the “M” word because we’re all sick of hearing it, and people writing about it. [WCP]
- Today in headlines not from The Onion. No, really you can’t. [Post, DCist]
- What should the city do with RFK Stadium? [Curbed]
- R.I.P. go-go legend Reggie “Polo” Burwell of the seminal band TCB. [Arts Desk]