From NBC4 comes the tale of 10-year-old Teddy, a Friendship Heights boy who found an apparently stolen and discarded package with a gift for a baby inside then tracked down its intended recipient using a neighborhood listserv.

Sample quotes from Teddy include: “We had to bring this home. This is obviously a Christmas present for an infant.”; “This is a very unusual name, so there has to be someway we can track back who this is.”; “I was just so awestruck of the whole situation.”

Teddy for mayor.