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It’s almost time for one of the drunkest nights in America. With that comes drunk driving accidents and deaths, which is pretty stupid considering there are a number of ways to get around while intoxicated. Here are you transportation options for this evening.

  • Metrorail will be operating on a weekend schedule, meaning final trains will depart from stations two hours later than on weeknights. This is likely you’re cheapest option. But remember: If you’re too drunk to stand or walk, you may be too drunk to ride Metro. The D.C. Circulator will also have longer hours: “The Georgetown – McPherson Square and Dupont Circle – Georgetown – Rosslyn routes will conclude service at 2:00 a.m., while the Adams Morgan route (Woodley Park – Adams Morgan – McPherson Square) will conclude at 3:30 a.m.”

  • D.C. cabs will offer trips at regular fare prices. While all cabs are mandated to have credit card readers, anecdotal evidence says some still don’t. Have cash handy.

  • There will be price surges for both Uber and uberx. That could mean double the normal fare. From Uber’s blog: “You can avoid the peaks of surge pricing with good timing when you travel. Check out our smart tips, and don’t forget you’ll always know the price before you request.” Sidecar and Lyft will also see significant increases in price tonight. Update: While Sidecar will increase prices tonight, they’re offering free rides: “That’s right. Anyone and everyone is eligible for one free ride from 8 p.m.-4 a.m. on New Year’s Eve up to $50! Have multiple friends in your posse? Tell them to download the app and get free rides all night.”

  • The SoberRide program offers free cab trips up to $30 throughout the area. Nine cab companies throughout the region are contracted with the program, including Yellow Cab of D.C. A word of caution from the Post’s Fritz Hahn:

    Now, SoberRide is not perfect. I’ve called before and had cabs not show up. I’ve had cabs show up 30 to 45 minutes after they were promised, while I stood on a corner and waited. (This seems to happen most on Saturday nights.) Honestly, if it’s cold and/or snowing, I’d probably suck it up and get a regular taxi. But I’ve also had nights where the cabs showed up with no problems at all.

    Call 800-200-8294 to order one between 10 p.m. and 6 a.m.