Hey, you know that Netflix show about horrible people in D.C.? You know, the one where everyone’s awful to each other in a vain attempt to better their own positions of power? (Yes, the show where Robin Wright gives a handjob to a dying man).

That show has partnered up with Cards Against Humanity—the self-proclaimed party game for “horrible people”—to create the ultimate horrible card game for horrible people that’s related to a show about horrible people doing horrible things to each other in D.C. It’s now the ultimate game for D.C. people because, really, we’re all terrible.

White cards include “Ribs so good they transcend race and class” and “Strangling a dog to make a point to the audience.” Black cards include “I can’t believe Netflix is using __________ to promote House of Cards.” (Which, by the way, premieres on February 14.)

Sign up to get your free pack (or download them to print yourself) of House of Cards Against Humanity here. Take a sneak peak at the cards below.

Update: They’re all sold out! But you can still download and print them yourself for free.

House of Cards Pack