Courtesy Flight Trampoline Park.

Three geniuses who want people from this area to spend more time in the air plan to open a trampoline park in Northern Virginia this month.

As the Washington Post reports, the people behind Flight Trampoline Park in Connecticut plan to open a second location in Springfield, Va. on February 28. No, this is not a bounce house. This is a building full of trampolines. From their site:

Our trampoline field features over 50 trampolines, the famous angled wall trampolines and a series of launching decks of different heights.

There’s also dodgeball and something called “club flight,” which features lasers.

To enter the trampoline park, you must sign a waiver. While the idea of a building packed with trampolines may seem a bit dangerous, the owners say it’s very safe.

Flight employs the latest technology and safety engineering to ensure that your jumping experience is as safe as possible. Like any vigorous sporting activity, injuries can and do occur. However, injuries are rare and usually quite minor. A recent study of trampoline parks across the US found an injury incident rate of 0.02%, with the most common injuries being trampoline burns and bruises. Trampoline Parks have a better safety rate than any competitive sport; even safer than bowling! Follow our safety rules and the chances of injury are even less.

One hour inside this den of bounciness costs $13. Yes, this is a place primarily for children, but there’s no age limit. (Which is good, because we know you want to go.)