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Brace yourselves, D.C., the heiress Paris Hilton is coming to “DJ” or whatever next month.

According to a release, tickets to see Hilton “[spin] her hottest tracks from ‘Nothing In This World’ to ‘Last Night,’ among other popular hits” are $20, but you can pay a lot more to reserve a table and get VIP-table service treatment. Tickets for that are now on sale and you can buy them here if you’re so inclined.

Also on the bill is Carlos Melangé, who is opening for Hilton, and George Acosta, who is closing for her. The show will be at Echostage, which is quickly becoming D.C.’s premiere EDM venue, and will take place on May 9.

But the question that lingers is this: Is Paris Hilton a good DJ? Well, I’ll just leave this here: