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D.C. is the most stressed out city in America where it’s great to start a career and common to search for the term “gun control” on Dictionary.com, according to three separate rankings that you want to ignore yet can’t, which I know because you’re reading this.

Real Estate site Movoto says, out of 100 cities in the U.S., D.C. is the most stressed out because of commute time, the high cost of living, hours worked, percentage of income spent on rent and other criteria. But what can you do when WalletHub says D.C. is the best city to start a career, in part, because of starting salaries and professional opportunities? Be unemployed and relaxed? Can’t do it.

Does any of this explain why Dictionary.com says people in D.C. are searching for gun control and whig 29.4 and 26.1 more times than the national average, respectively? Obviously yes.