Photo by Erin Conger.

Photo by Erin Conger.

  • PostEverything editor explainsthis terrible headline: “One way to end violence against women? Stop taking lovers and get married.” [Poynter]
  • For the millionth time: no bringing guns on planes. [Post]
  • Charlie Chaplin-themed bar coming to Shaw. Eh, call me when a surreal, tragicomic Buster Keaton-themed dustbowl bar opens in Petworth. [Y&H]
  • Montgomery County high schools won’t start 50 minutes later because—get this—most students didn’t want it. [WAMU]
  • Go-go wars in Prince George’s County. [Bandwidth]