This, but with a D.C. backdrop. (Via SyFy Channel)

After New York City was ravaged by devastating tornadoes carrying hundreds of man-eating sharks in Sharknado 2: The Second One, someone has started a petition to get SyFy channel to make a third Sharknado film and have it set in D.C.

The petition, which is still in its infancy (with only 11 signatures at the time of writing), asks SyFy Channel to film the next movie in the Sharknado franchise—which the petitioners already dubbed Sharknado 3: Fin-Dependence Day—in Washington. Here’s their pitch:

D.C. is the city on the Hill, the bastion of freedom, and the home of monuments to our nation’s great leaders such as George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Theodore Roosevelt, Bryce Harper, and Ben Ali. D.C. is a city filled with history, majesty, and democracy. Most importantly, D.C. is a city that deserves to be pounded relentlessly by an inexplicable tornado filled with sharks.

And here’s some more shark puns included in the petition because fuck it, Sharknado:

Ask not what your country can do for you, but ask yourself what you can do to make sharks pummel our nation’s capital.

Four score and seven years ago, our nation rose together to overcome the greatest Sharknado known to man.

I have a dream that one day, children of all colors will live in fear of a third Sharknado.

We, the people, ask you to help us in our pursuit of life, liberty, and Sharknado.

The petition is addressed to SyFy, Mark Stern, who is no longer the head of the SyFy Channel, and President Barack Obama, of course. You can sign it here, if you so please. Or you can ignore because Sharknado is bad for cinema.