Photo by Carly Lesser & Art Drauglis.

COMEDY: Five lovely ladies are coming down from NYC to kick-off the “Awkward Sex and the City” tour. Laugh at other people’s awkward sexual experiences. The Bier Baron (1523 22nd Street NW) 8 p.m. $15-20

MORE COMEDY: Yes, there are jobs that require you to be drunk on the job. In “The Drunk Show,” four comics will perform a sober set before shortly returning for a drunken set. Mad Momos (3605 14th Street NW) 8-10:30 p.m. Free, but donations welcome.

POTLUCK: Eat food from strangers, make food for strangers. In “Dining in DC: An Eating with Locals Free Event,” all guests bring the ingredients for one dish and cook together in one space. The space will be disclosed after registration. 6-9 p.m. Free

ART: Tonight is the last opportunity for you to attend the ArtJamz “Take 5!” pop-up sessions at the Kogod Courtyard. Sign up for a 90-minute open painting session while enjoying live jazz. Food and drink from the Courtyard Cafe will be available for purchase at 20% off. Smithsonian American Art Museum, Kogod Courtyard (750 F Street NW). 5-8:00 p.m. $23-28

JAZZ: If you want to listen to live jazz, but don’t want to paint, jazz-fusion drummer David Weckl will be at The Howard Theatre with his acoustic band. $30-66