Photo by Jim Havard.

DIARIES: Have you (or your parents) held on to your childhood journal entries, love letters and school assignments? Well, there is no use keeping them locked up in an attic. You should read them aloud once in a while so other people can laugh at them! Watch other people do just this in “Mortified,” where adults share their “most embarrassing real teenage diary entries, poems, love letters, lyrics and locker notes” for audience enjoyment. Town Danceboutique (2009 8th Street NW) 8-10 p.m. $14

STORIES: Hear seven storytellers tell stories about ??? It’s a secret for now, but if you guess the correct theme that all seven stories are based on, you can win a pair of tickets to a future Story League event. The Bier Baron (1523 22nd Street NW) 7:30 p.m. $12

LAUNCH PARTY: The Daily Do Good is “a new daily email that features all things fun, meaningful and philanthropic in the D.C. Metro Area.” How do you prove you can do good? You host a launch party with an open bar from 6:30 to 7:30 p.m. Lost Society (2001 14th Street NW) 6:30-9:30 p.m. Free

IMPROV: The District Improv Festival runs from now through Sunday. Tonight, watch D.C.’s Jive Turkey, NYC’s FOIA Love All Stars and Baltimore’s Evan the Loyal. Source (1835 14th Street NW) 7:30 p.m. $10