As Halloween weekend approaches, we at DCist are here to remind you not to drive drunk because that is the stupidest thing a person can possibly do.

The Washington Regional Alcohol Program will agin be offering free cab trips up to $30 in value through SoberRide. Interested drunkards can call 800-200-8294 between 10 p.m. Friday and 4 a.m. Saturday.

Collective Action for Safe Spaces will launch its Right Rides service on Friday, with free rides offered to women and LGBT people between midnight and 3 a.m. in donated Zipcars. Interested parties may call 202-556-4232 for a ride within the service area, seen below.

To anyone interested in taking Metro, heads up: Track work is scheduled on all lines.

2014 Halloween Sober Ride