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- Man in NW dies waiting for ambulance, D.C. Fire spokesman says glitches in technology didn’t affect response time. [NBC4]
- The lottery for citywide schools has opened, but Bowser still isn’t talking about changing the school boundaries, as she previously said she wanted to do. [WAMU]
- National Zoo gets a “screaming hairy armadillo.” [Post]
- Bowser’s inauguration is going to be swanky. [LL]
- We probably won’t get another snowy owl this year. [sad face]. [WAMU]
- CHRISTMAS CABARET CAGE MATCH! [Arts Desk]
- Safety measures come to Arkansas Avenue NW. [WAMU]
- Man struck by MARC train yesterday was headed to coffee shop. [Post]
- The Post is running out of ways to trash the Washington football team, and now it’s just getting weird. [Washingtonian]
- Police searching for suspect who stabbed two men near Rockville Metro. [AP via WJLA]
- Listen to a new instrumental track from Sansyou And The New Lines. [Bandwidth]
- This Day in DCist: We kicked off a week-long celebration of the 30th anniversary of D.C. Cab.
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