Jesus, look at this thing. LOOK AT IT. Via Astro Doughnuts & Fried Chicken.

This is a thing you can get in D.C. now: A fried chicken and gravy doughnut sandwich.

“What? Why? How? No, wait, what? DEAR GOD, WHY?” are questions that are probably running through your head right now. Here are the best answers I can provide: The artery-clogging concoction is the brainchild of Astro Doughnuts & Fried Chicken—creators of the head-scratching Banh Mi Doughnut Sandwich—which will be available during breakfast and lunch, so you can spend the rest of your day in a food-induced coma.

The monstrous sandwich features “a piece of fried chicken topped with gravy on a savory doughnut bun” and “has a Cajun flair” with “chopped peppers, onions, and celery” (hey, vegetables!). The breakfast version is smaller, priced at $5.50, while the larger (Jesus, why?) lunch version is $9.75. If, for whatever reason, that doesn’t sound like enough calories for you, you can get extra gravy for $2.

Anyway, yeah, that’s a thing that exists. Eat it at your own risk.

Astro Doughnuts & Fried Chicken is located at 1308 G Street NW, if you’re feeling brave.