This, but with a D.C. backdrop. (Via SyFy Channel)

A D.C.-set Sharknado 3 is really, truly happening. Need proof? Syfy made some major casting announcements today, including the roles of President and Vice President.

Joining the ranks of Bill Pullman, Jeff Bridges, Michael Douglas, Kevin Kline, Harrison Ford, and more as great movie Presidents is a dude from that show Shark Tank, who happens to own the Dallas Mavericks. His Veep will be that conservative commentator who really hates soccer.

Yes, that’s right: Mark Cuban and Ann Coulter will play the President and Vice President of the United States of America, respectively.

Other recently announced casting, first reported by The Hollywood Reporter, includes: Bo Derek as star Tara Reid’s mother; Jerry Springer as a “manic tourist;” ‘N SYNC’s Chris Kirkpatrick as a lifeguard; and finally, wrestler Chris Jericho as a roller coaster ride operator. OK, then.