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  • Someone leaves a couch on M Street NW. Public shaming ensues. [Reddit]
  • Edens wins approval to put apartments and a movie theater above Union Market. [WBJ]
  • Armed prisoner escapes Fairfax Inova Hospital after overpowering security guard. [Post]
  • Families remember the five teenagers who were killed five years ago in an outbreak of violence that began over a lost bracelet. [WJLA]
  • Bowser announces new development contracts in “March Madness” event. [WCP]
  • Mom admits to torturing and imprisoning son with cerebral palsy. [WUSA9]
  • The latest entrant in D.C.’s app-based delivery economy: DoorDash. [Post]
  • The 2015 Rammy nominations have arrived. [Post]
  • The zoo has implemented new security measures after past violence. [WJLA]
  • The Daily Show’s new host, Trevor Noah, is coming to Arlington Cinema and Drafthouse next week … but its sold out. [ARLnow]
  • Serena Williams is set to return to the Kastles. [AP]
  • This Day in DCist: D.C. leads country in binge-watching.
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