Photo by Adam Fagen.

The self-appointed bro experts over at Thrillist have given Clarendon the dubious honor of being the 10th bro-iest neighborhood in America. Because science and popped collars.

They write:

“So, you just graduated from Georgetown and got yourself a job where your boss isn’t also the guy sitting across from you at Thanksgiving dinner. Congrats. Now, where do you go to rock your Vineyard Vines, drink craft beer, and live with your college lacrosse teammate? Clarendon, of course, right across the river from DC in Virginia. It’s where all the fresh-outta-school bros show off the extra cash before moving to Manhattan work in finance and be closer to family in Connecticut.”

As Remy Munasifi once wisely pondered: “Holy crap, why are all these dudes wearing brown flip flops?”