By Matt Cohen, Tori Kerr, Andy Hess, Rohan Mahadevan, and Valerie Paschall

Earlier this morning, Gawker posted an article ranking ten Dismemberment Plan songs that Taylor Swift should cover on her 1989 tour.

“The Dismemberment Plan and Taylor Swift share an ability to disguise pain with a beat you can dance to, play-rap with unearned confidence, construct portions of their songs dedicated only to speaking or imitating someone else speaking, and simultaneously break our hearts and build us up,” Gawker’s Kelly Conaboy writes. “Taylor Swift would love the Dismemberment Plan. (Not promising.)”

Did you really think we’d let that article go by without responding to it? Of course not. Thus, the ten Taylor Swift songs The Dismemberment Plan should cover on their next tour, ranked:

10. “Shake It Off” (It already does kind of sound like a D-Plan song)

9. “Welcome To New York” (but changed to “Welcome to D.C.”)

8. “State of Grace”

7. “Bad Blood”

6. “Red”

5. “Blank Space”

4. “You Belong With Me”

3. “22”

2. “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together”

1. “Teardrops On My Guitar”