Photo by Emericus Durden.

ALLITERATION: It’s time for Pink on the (Pinea) Patio. Rosé sangria and sparkling or still rosé will be available for $7, and savory bites will be available for $5. Featuring music by the Beat Fairy. Pinea Patio (515 15th Street NW) 6-9 p.m. Free

IMPERFECTION: Are you Type A? Need to let loose? Are you willing to wear mismatched clothes to “Yoga for Type A People”? Following the class, you can calm yourself down from the yoga madness with refreshments from Gouter tonics. Compass Coffee (1535 7th Street NW) 8:30-10 p.m. $18

THEATRE: Jumpers for Goalposts premieres. Studio Theatre (1501 14th Street NW) 8 p.m. $20-72