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Spoiler: it’s hot out today. Another spoiler: it’s going to be just as—if not more—hot tomorrow. A final spoiler: Orange is the new black, or something.
At any rate, due to the heat—and because what could be better promo for a fan company?—Honeywell will be giving out free fans on the National Mall tomorrow. From 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. throughout the National Mall, Honeywell’s street team will be distributing free portable fans to sweaty tourists and whoever else is wandering around that area.
And apparently, D.C. needs those fans, because we are the sixth sweatiest city in the nation, according to a new survey conducted by—you guessed it—Honeywell. Because, who would’ve guessed that a company that manufactures fans would commission a report to find out what the sweatiest cities in America are?