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Friday
INTERVIEWS: Characters including “little white-liars and people who Instagram food,” will be interviewed during Interviews With… presented by the School of Hard Equinox. A part of the Capital Fringe Festival. W.S. Jenks & Son (910 Bladensburg Road NE) 6:30 p.m. $17
DANCE: Participate in a Hand Dance workshop, then dance to performances by The Jewels and Brencore Allstars. Gateway DC (2700 Martin Luther King Jr Avenue SE) 7-10:30 p.m. Free
INCEST: Follow the love story of siblings Giovanni and Annabella in the 615 Theater Co. production of ‘Tis Pity She’s a Whore. 4615 Theater Company (4615 Langdrum Lane) 7:30-10 p.m. $15
Saturday
CHINA: In Diary Of A Shanghai Showgirl, a two person variety show, Fairfax native Miss Amelia Kallman and husband Norman Gosney use cabaret, burlesque, and live footage to tell the story of opening up China’s first burlesque nightclub, then ultimately being forced to flee overnight. Jammin Java (227 Maple Avenue East) 2:30 p.m. $15
BURGERS: The DC BRGR Bash is back. Choose from four flights of four “not-so-mini-burgers.” Arlington Gateway Park (1300 Lee Highway) 12-6 p.m. $29-45
ICE CREAM: Treat yourself to a scoop of ice cream (or five), when The DC Scoop returns. Free samples will be available, but you know you’ll want to buy full portion sizes. Dock 5 at Union Market (1309 5th Street NE) 1-4 p.m. Free entry
Sunday
BIKES: Tour the NoMa and Brookland neighborhoods on bikes and/or join New Belgium for a Post-Cycle Soiree at Union Market. The Soiree will feature $5 New Belgium drafts and cans and $9 frozen beer cocktails at Suburbia, plus more discounts from other Union Market vendors. Gearin’ Up Bicycles (314 Randolph Place NE) 2-9 p.m. (biking will wrap up at 4) $0-15