Photo by Jeffrey Morris.

SHARKS: Ventnor Sports Cafe hosts a Sharknado III watch party, featuring shark tacos* (*does not contain actual shark meat). (2411 18th Street NW) 8 p.m. Free.

DANCE: I’m not sure why anyone would be watching a movie other than Sharknado III, but you can catch a screening of Save the Last Dance if you so desire. NoMa Junction @ Storey Park (1005 First Street NE) Sunset Free.

STORIES: Have a funny story? Share it during Story League’s Open Mic at Busboys and Poets. The funniest story, as chosen by the audience, will win $100 and a spot in September’s $500 Championship at Black Cat. Busboys and Poets Brookland (625 Monroe Street NE) 8 p.m. $12.