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CHIA PET: Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia. It’s time to race to be one of the first 20,000 people to enter Nationals Park, because you know you want a Jayson Werth Chia Pet. (1500 S Capitol Street SE) Game starts at 7, but you naturally need to arrive early to snag a Chia Pet. $23+.

COMEDY: Seven comedians will tell original jokes, then they will use their unique style to tell the jokes of famous comedians. Phyllis Diller, Jim Gaffigan, and Janeane Garofalo are just a few of the comedians whose jokes will be covered. Handsome Cock (1334 U Street NW) 7:30 p.m. Free.

BEACH: If you’re missing the beach, you can head to the BEACH at the National Building Museum ($13), or you can enjoy a seven-course beach inspired menu from The Bespoke Kitchen. ($65-85) 7 p.m.