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Donald Trump, Jeb Bush, Scott Walker, Mike Huckabee, Ben Carson, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Rand Paul, Chris Christie, and John Kasich will take to a dais to debate in Cleveland on Thursday night. Whether you’re cheering on your candidate of choice or scoping out the opposition, surely we can all drink to America’s Donald Trump-induced shame?

Ventnor Sports Cafe (2411 18th Street NW): Watch the Donald in action at Ventnor’s upstairs bar. They promise a specially themed menu, with cocktails like “Iced Tea Party” and “Redheaded Toupe” to get you through it.

Johnny Pistolas (2333 18th Street NW): Many of the city’s major Republican groups—DC Young Republicans, the DC Log Cabin Republicans, the League of Republican Women of DC, and the DC Republican Party—will be banding together at this Adams Morgan taqueria/bar, where twelve TVs will be tuned to the show. Diehards can also get there early to watch the earlier debate, featuring the candidates who didn’t make the cut for prime time.

Dirty Martini (1223 NW Connecticut Avenue NW): But if it’s Jewish Republicans that you’re looking for, head over to Dupont Circle “for an exciting networking opportunity” and debate watching party, hosted by the Republican Jewish Coalition.

Union Pub (201 Massachusetts Avenue NE): PredictIt, an “online stock market for politics” is hosting a party at Union Pub’s outdoor bar. They promise drinking games, debate night bingo, a photo booth and happy hour specials starting at 5:30 p.m.

National Press Club (529 14th Street NW): The club’s restaurant, Reliable Source, will offer food and drink specials for debate-watchers. They will start things off at 7 p.m. with the “pregame” and analysis from the earlier debate, before the main even begins at 9 p.m. The event is free for all to attend, but non-members must register here.

Cambria Suites (899 O Street NW): The Network For Progress promises a three-in-one: a mixer, debate watch party, and screening of Jon Stewart’s farewell episode. Tickets to the mixer, which will feature appetizers and live music, are $5 online or $10 at the door. The watch party is free.

Busboys and Poets: Both of tonight’s debates are streaming at all of the Busboy’s locations, as will be every other presidential debate of the election season.

Molly Malone’s and Lola’s Barrack’s Bar (713 8th Street SE): They promise the sound will be on for debate watchers, who can enjoy food and drinks specials. Happy hour prices will also be extended through the debate.

Looking Glass Lounge (3634 Georgia Avenue NW): They’ll screen both the debate and Jon Stewart’s farewell show, promising “drinking games, drink specials, hilarity and sadness.”

Lou’s City Bar (1400 Irving Street NW): This Columbia Heights spot also promises to air both the debate and the Daily Show, but with the addition of Trump bingo cards.