Photo by RP Shaub.

PARENTING: All the parents, parents-to-be, and people who just want some insight on what it’s like to be a parent are invited to join Allison Benedikt and Dan Kois for a live podcast recording of ” Mom and Dad Are Fighting.” Woolly Mammoth Theater (641 D Street NW) 7-8:30 p.m. $15-35

CHRISTMAS: Is it too early to start thinking about Christmas (editor’s note: yes)? Not when skeletons are involved (still yes). Watch a screening of The Nightmare Before Christmas at the City Blossoms: Marion Street Intergenerational Garden. “Bring snacks, friends, blankets…and bug spray.” (1519 Marion Street NW) 7-9 p.m. Free but register here.

CHOCOLATE: Enjoy a four course pairing of port and cheese, fruit, and chocolate. Texas de Brazil (455 Massachusetts Avenue NW #100) 6:30-8 p.m. $30