THEATRE: Watch a performance of Too Much Light Makes the Baby Go Blind, then ring in the New Year with the cast. The party following the performance will feature “tasty treats, unlimited beer and wine, and a champagne toast.” Woolly Mammoth Theatre Company (641 D Street NW) 10:30 p.m. $130

COCKTAILS: Slipstream New Year’s Eve Bash features holidays cocktails (other cocktails can be made at your request if you’re too cool for the holiday cocktails), selected beers and wine, a champagne toast at midnight, and all you can drink coffee. Small bites and snacks also included. Slipstream (1333 14th Street NW) 9 p.m.- 2 a.m. $85

NOMADS: “Who is looking for a good time lacking in pretension and rich in fun?” You? Then head to Songbyrd Cafe & Music House for the first Nomads & Tribes NYE, featuring poetry, movies, games, arts and crafts, food and music. Songbyrd Music House (2477 18th Street NW) 9 p.m.-4 a.m. $40

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