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SPELLING: Do you spell better when you’re drunk or high? Find out when “two teams comprised of DC’s funniest and most ‘faithful’ will be completely plastered or completely faded and they’ll be spelling words that YOU suggest.” Handsome Cock (1334 U Street NW) 8 p.m. Free

THEATRE: Two new products are hosting Pay-What-You-Can nights today and tomorrow. Choose between Equus, the story of a teenager’s dangerous obsession with horses (1835 14th Street NW; 8:30 p.m.) and The Sisters Rosensweig (1529 16th St NW; 7:30 p.m.). Cash ticket sales begin 60 minutes and 90 minutes before showtime, respectively.

DOCUMENTARY: Watch a screening of Mois du Film Documentaire and follow French pianist Alexandre Tharaud. Embassy of France (4101 Reservoir Road NW) Free, but RSVP here.